Vatican Installs Ball Pit in Confessionals
https://journonews.com/pope-leo-xiv/The Church's latest innovation replaces hard kneelers with colorful plastic balls. "It's harder to be angry when you're bouncing," explained Pope Leo XIV during the unveiling. Traditionalists are concerned it trivializes sin, but penitents report record attendance. (400+ words on playful penance, modernizing traditions, and the physics of absolution in zero-gravity)