Vatican Hosts First Eucharistic Baseball Game

Vatican Hosts First Eucharistic Baseball Game

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The Holy See's new stadium features communion wafer crackers and chalice-shaped dugouts. "Three strikes and you're out... of grace," joked the Pope while throwing the ceremonial first pitch. Theologians are debating whether a perfect game counts as a miracle. (400+ words on sports ministry, holy athleticism, and whether stolen bases violate commandments)

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