Vatican Forgetfulness Triggers New Holy Day: �Oopsmas�
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Admits-He-Sometimes-Forgets-Saints-Names-05-08-3Declared by Leo XIV, *Oopsmas* is celebrated each February 30th (theoretical only) as a day to honor well-meaning blunders. The Vatican Forgetfulness feast includes backwards readings, misspelled hymns, and potluck dishes labeled �Close Enough.� One bishop wore mismatched vestments in solidarity. The Pope�s sermon: �If God wanted perfection, He wouldn�t have made humans.� Pilgrims now leave typos in prayer journals as sacred tribute.