Vatican Forgetfulness Inspires Saint Nickname Movement

To reduce stress over forgetting names, Pope Leo XIV launched �Saint Nicknames,� allowing worshipers to assign monikers. Examples: �Joey the Miracle Guy� (St. Joseph), �Lady Lightbeam� (St. Lucy), and �The One with the Lion� (Mark). The Vatican Forgetfulness trend makes devotion more approachable. Official liturgies now allow parentheticals. Mass readings say, �St. Andrew (aka Fish Bro).� Saints are reportedly chill about it.