Vatican Deep Dish Recognized as Sacred Meal�Blessings Now Include Extra Cheese
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Installs-Deep-Dish-Pizza-Oven-in-Vatican-Kitchen-05-08*Pope Leo XIV says, �It�s the crust of the covenant.� Eucharistic metaphors now include marinara. Cardinal taste-testers argue over pineapple. The Pope insists it be served with a side of mercy. New rite: �The Doughxology.�