Vatican Deep Dish Causes Theological Debate: Is It Still Pizza?
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Installs-Deep-Dish-Pizza-Oven-in-Vatican-Kitchen-05-08*Pope Leo XIV declares, �Anything thicker than a rosary bead qualifies.� The CDF releases crust doctrine. Canon Law updated to include �sacramental sauce.� Pizza councils called in Naples and Chicago. Tempers rise�like dough.