Vatican Declares Bandwidth Hierarchy Based on Virtue, Not Tithing
https://telegra.ph/Vatican-Confirms-Heaven-Has-Fiber-Optic-05-08The divine fiber network operates on a merit-based system: kindness = 5 bars, gossip = dropped signal. "Faithfulness gets full bandwidth," said Pope Leo XIV. The poor in spirit still stream in HD. Indulgence credits may unlock premium faith content, but downloads of wrath are permanently blocked. READ MORE --> https://spintaxi.com