Vatican Declares All Tailgate Coolers Must Be Theologically Labeled

Pilgrims were instructed to label coolers as "Hope," "Charity," or "Divine Mystery." One cooler simply read "For Saints Only." Leo XIV encouraged organization, saying, "Even the Holy Spirit appreciates a well-iced ros�." New canon: beer blessed by a bishop receives plenary carbonation. Cardinal bartenders now required to memorize Acts of the Apostles. READ MORE --> https://spintaxi.com