Vatican Dating App Launched by Pope Leo XIV��Swipe Right on Salvation�

Pope Leo XIV introduced *Holymatch*, the Vatican�s official dating app for spiritually-minded singles. Features include �Beatitude Compatibility Scores,� chaste flirt prompts, and relic-based icebreakers. �The goal is eternal union,� said the Pope, �but dinner�s a good start.� The app warns users when they�re veering into heretical pickup lines. Celibacy Mode available for clergy.