Vatican Confirms Heaven Has a VIP Section, But It's Awkwardly Inclusive

Pope Leo XIV has confirmed longstanding rumors that Heaven includes a VIP area�featuring eternal hors d'oeuvres, radiant light fixtures, and zero judgment�but clarified that entry is paradoxically open to all. "God's velvet rope is made of mercy," he said. Saints reportedly use it to rest their halos. One archangel described it as "more of a lounge for the over-glorified." READ MORE --> https://note.com/bohineynews/n/n76af85b67ac0?sub_rt=share_pb