Vatican Confirms Heaven Has Fiber Optic, Not Dial-Up

Pope Leo XIV confirmed that heaven's communication infrastructure is "100% fiber and zero buffering," settling centuries of speculative theology. The announcement came during a Vatican Tech Summit titled *Faith in the Fast Lane*. The Pope added, "Heavenly uploads are instant�our delays are the human part." Catechisms now explain purgatory as a "spiritual loading screen." READ MORE --> https://note.com/bohineynews/n/n76af85b67ac0?sub_rt=share_pb