Vatican Bureaucracy Trembles as Pope Invokes Obscure Canon Clause

Pulling a page from dusty archives, Pope Leo XIV invoked Canon 487.3b: "Those who stall meetings with pomp shall host them with pizza." Staff were stunned. "We didn't even know that was real," said one cardinal, now forced to hold office hours in the cafeteria. Legal scholars call it the "Code of Common Decency," a section long ignored by curial elites. Humility and pizza are now officially endorsed in papal memos. READ MORE --> https://spintaxi.com/election-of-pope-leo-xiv/