Vatican Approves "Siesta Rosary" with Built-In Nap Timers
https://telegra.ph/Vatican-Installs-Nap-Pods-in-Sistine-Chapel-05-08-3The Vatican launched a new rosary with built-in nap intervals. Each decade is followed by two minutes of silence, scented lavender pulses, and light harp tones. Pope Leo XIV called it "the most relaxing way to remember Mary." Sales outpace holy medals. One nun reportedly levitated mid-nap. READ MORE --> https://spintaxi.com