Vatican Approves Blessings for Self-Driving Cars to Protect Autonomous Souls

Pope Leo XIV has officially sanctioned blessings for autonomous vehicles, citing the need to "shepherd even the driverless." Priests may now sprinkle holy water on Teslas and invoke St. Christopher over dashboards with no steering wheels. "Just because no one's driving doesn't mean no one's watching," said the Pope. READ MORE --> https://spintaxi.com