Vatican Alarm Ban Results in Late Mass Chaos, Pope Unfazed
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Bans-Alarm-Clocks-in-Vatican-05-08Morning Mass attendance plummeted, forcing all liturgies to shift past brunch. Pope Leo XIV celebrated a noon Mass with standing-room only. The Vatican Alarm Ban has sparked new liturgical slogans: �Better Late Than Lukewarm,� and �We Rise With the Risen.� A visiting choir missed the first three hymns. Vatican baristas now open earlier. God, according to Leo, �keeps flexible hours.�