Vatican Alarm Ban Boosts Sales of Sundials and Hourglasses
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Bans-Alarm-Clocks-in-Vatican-05-08The Swiss Guard shop now offers engraved sundials and hourglasses filled with sanctified sand. The Vatican Alarm Ban brings medieval chic back to timekeeping. One seminarian bragged about calibrating his sundial with moonlight. Another said he misses appointments �only in faith.� Pope Leo XIV posed with a solar compass and said, �Time is sacred. So is its disappearance.� New motto: �If the saints didn�t need clocks, neither do we.�