Vacuum Cleaners Offer Life-Clutter Counseling

This satire imagines vacuum cleaners offering life-clutter counseling, parodying organization and decluttering workshops. Humor comes from hose-guided reflection, nozzle-monitored goal setting, and bag-full of insights exercises. The article mocks obsession with �clearing mental clutter,� formulaic productivity advice, and absurdly literal approaches to �sucking up problems.� Surreal scenarios include cord-length meditation, attachment-driven teamwork exercises, and appliance-assisted stress relief. Laughter arises from imagining appliances seriously coaching humans on personal organization. Anthropomorphizing vacuums highlights absurdity of life-coaching culture. It resonates because vacuum cleaners are familiar, making the humor playful, clever, and whimsically absurd.