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The Urban Dictionary guide to sex: mopeds, porb and awkward arms
Confused about sex? The internet can offer advice, reassurance and information. For everything else, there is the Urban Dictionary and its treasure trove of sexual slang
Tue 18 Mar 2014 11.15 GMT First published on Tue 18 Mar 2014 11.15 GMT
There are teachers and parents for the facts of life. For the fiction, it's the Urban Dictionary. Created in 1999 by Aaron Peckham, who was then just a first-year student, the site allows anybody to add a word or phrase of modern slang along with its definition. There's an editing process, but not much of one, and as a result urbandictionary.com now contains millions of entries on some the world's least discussable practices and problems – many of them sexual, and most of those made-up.
Whether anybody in real life has had both the talent and the inclination to "poopsterbate", for instance, has to be a matter of some doubt, despite the assurances of ShawnB that his friend Daniel "is undoubtedly a chronic poopsterbater". Nevertheless you have to give Shawn, or perhaps Daniel, some credit for their inventiveness. The following therefore is a selection of the milder sexual terms that can be found on the Urban Dictionary. Some you may recognise. The rest must not be tried at home.
This describes conventional sex, for once, but of a kind that only occurs on anniversaries, birthdays and at Christmas.
When two people try any form of cuddling in the "spoons" arrangement, the rear party invariably ends up with an "awkward arm", which, wherever they put it, will be crushed beneath one body or the other. "It usually leads to wishing arms could be pulled off and then put back on afterwards," says lilyrandall. Specially made beds with arm holes in them might be a more practical solution.
You're no doubt already familiar with the concept of a "booty call". (In case you're not: it's telephoning someone urgently, usually late at night, in order to have sex with them.) Booty grazing is essentially the same thing given a more industrial approach. It is, as jscilz explains: "The act of mass texting a generic message to members of the opposite sex in hopes that a guaranteed hookup for the night will be established." Getting multiple volunteers is a risk you will have to take.
The "furry" community – adults who like to dress up as animals and enjoy themselves in various ways – gets described extensively, and not very sympathetically, on the Urban Dictionary. A furrbie, however, is perhaps too sympathetic. This, as the definition explains, is a person who "likes to have sex with someone dressed in a mascot-type costume".
To possess a fur saddle is to be cursed, or perhaps blessed in some eyes, by a covering of hair that travels all the way from the tailbone to the navel in a continuous pubic band.
The least attractive person that you would be willing to have sex with. The name comes from the fact that mopeds are apparently fun to ride but embarrassing to be seen on.
To porb is to mistype the word "porn" into a search engine, see that the word "porb" is listed on the Urban Dictionary, click on the link and read the definition, which ends with the words "Now you are reading this." A masterpiece by liferdown there, justly recognised with more than 9,000 thumbs up.
Somebody who exaggerates their sexual exploits.
Sometimes, when someone is unable to have sex with the person they'd choose first – commonly because that person doesn't want to – they may instead make a photograph of that person their second choice. This is known as "paying tribute".
When you choose, following a breakup, to drive out the memory of your former partner by quickly having sex with someone else, this is known as a sexercism.
Almost a mainstream practice, to judge from the many entries on the site that cover the subject, but difficult to explain delicately. Let's just say it is a type of fellation that goes the extra couple of miles. Something about the way that teabags are dunked in cups supplies the name.
Having sex with someone before the two of you have exchanged 140 words. Probably it is not a good sign if you've been counting.
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These were much much much more tame than most entries I've read on urban dictionary! Check out snowball!
snowball is bad?? Try copper piping or a Norwegian pipeline! I cant remember its name but there is also one involving bacon fat and the anus!
For snowball see Clerks, dir. Kevin Smith (1994).
Try munging if you want to read something truly horrible. Although really don't. Trust me do not read that entry.
Well that was an easy article to write, I bet.
Well it's authentic 'Generation Y'. It's copying something off the internet.
Well it's authentic 'Generation Y'.
What generation are you? Generation miserable-old-fart, or generation sweeping stereotype?
Let's not pin this all on "Generation Y". This is, after all, the same Guardian that published a moral panic article on the ubiquity of "seagulling"; a blatantly fake, obviously physically impossible sexual practice that was something made up and posted on Urban Dictionary
Aren't they almost entirely made up? It's always looked to me like a site for smutty adolescents rather than serious lexicographers.
I don't know what a lexicographer is but it sounds pretty disgusting!
Aren't they almost entirely made up? It's always looked to me like a site for smutty adolescents rather than serious lexicographers.
A lexicographer, as defined by Urban Dictionary:
someone who writes a dictionary and shit
"that motherfucker is a lexicographer".
All the terms on Urban Dictionary are used all the time, and everybody does these things too.
They are completely serious and verified entries, since it's all common practice in modern sexual relationships.
Also, this article is very imaginative and modern journalism is great.
Keep them coming Guardian, we really need more things copy pasted from other websites.
So, who verified the entry for the Cleveland Steamer?
No idea who, exactly, but I sent in a demonstration video when I made the contribution.
We all clicked on it though, just another stat to take to the marketing department.
No mention that the Viz Profanisaurus had been gathering all its definitions from authors and readers for many years before, and published its first print edition in 1998.
Handy, no? Or a massive coincidence? Profanisaurus published 1998, urbandictionary just 'pops' into completely un-plagiarised existence a year later....!
Sixteen years later along comes this article....
Indeed - let no-one say the Guardian's finger isn't right on the pulse
The Profanisaurus is much more inventive and has a wittier use of the English language too.
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20th century sex > 21st century sex.
All these terms sound like they were made by teenagers who have never done it, but are fascinated by the crap they see in porn.
Right, like you've never done the flying camel.
If I have to give out one bit of advice to generation Y on the subject of sex, it would be 'always remember to rub out the easy one'.
Alabama hot pocket is one of my faves....
I just looked that up. I would urge everyone to do the same.
And to think that there was time when the Dirty Sanchez seemed incredible...
awesome, I am now so much better educated than a few moments ago!!!!!
That's what the inventors of the internet had in mind. ;-)
In the photo above it looks a bit like there is a shiny-headed bald guy under the covers with them...
Don't tell me you've never trilched?
I agree Rogers Profanisaurus is a better platform for definitions of a sexual nature.
What the hell is going on at The Guardian? Unbelievable.
Taking websites like Buzzfeed as an example, that's what is happening.
Bill and Ted are having an article writing adventure.
Get yourself a sense of humor (I wonder if there's a slang word for that ;-).
Should have included feltching, that one was very popular at my school. I remember quite vividly my dad asking me what someone at his work meant when they called him a feltcher. AHHHH memories
That'll be the Mary Whitehouse Experience, gawd bless it.
Feltching, the working man's sexual perversion as you get out of it exactly what you put in.
Reading the definition of "felching" on The Urban Dictionary, I assumed it must be one of the pure (?) products of the fantasy of a putrid-brained teenager, but I see that the verb "felch" is listed with the same meaning in Cassell's Dictionary of Slang (Jonathon Green, 1998) with the date "1960s+". Ah well, different strokes for different folks; or "chacun à son goût", most literally.
The Guardian's digital trainees have taken over G2 for a Generation Y special this week.
One of the funniest recent triumphs of Urban Dictionary was when it apparently fooled a Guardian columnist into thinking that "seagulling" was a genuine phenomenon and one which merited some public concern.
I look forward to her article on the dangers of porb.
I just can't wait 'till a Guardian journalist reads their first ED article. I think they may have an aneurysm.
You mean people don't really do the simba??? Oh noooooo! :o
Are you implying that some entries in Urban Dictionary may not be actual terms genuinely in use by more than the one sorry waste of space who thought it up? I'm shocked.
Ok, that's definitely the worst one so far. My respects.
What I don't understand there is the attribute "misunderstood" -- apart from why anyone would even imagine such a thing, let alone do it.
I thought the Guardian was just made up of stick-in-the mud squares, until I saw this generation-Y-takeover.
Furrbies are nothing new. People dressing up in animal costumes and having sex has been going on for many years.
But were they doing it for a drunken laugh, or did they claim to sincerely believe they were an anthropogenic Disney-style cartoon fox man with a waistcoat and monocle, going around buying fox penis dildos and telling everyone they meet about their sexual fetish and how they face vile, Nazi-style oppression, or "fursecution", because some people on the internet find it all slightly ridiculous?
Because if not, they weren't furries.
I see someones spent a lot of time on tumblr.
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My all time favourite Urban Dictionary definition (so far) is Wank Seance.
You have to wrap your head and dick in tinfoil so they can't hear your thoughts too. ;-)
The Profanisaurus does this a lot better
Encyclopedia Dramatica better still. I would never have experienced the delights of a Lemon Party or witnessed a Goatse without it.
Beware: Once seen it cannot be unseen.
Goatse and Lemonparty are rainbow filled unicorns of joy compared with some of the entries in ED.
You mean you never saw the power five before ED?
The power five are just the beginning, my friend.
3guys1hammer is still the worst thing I ever saw; for that, I blame ED.
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"The act of mass texting a generic message to members of the opposite sex"
Not a gay thing then.....
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