Urban Dictionary Watersports

Urban Dictionary Watersports




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Clearwater Beach Jet Ski Rentals provides one of a kind tours. We carry only the newest models. Premium jet skis with reverse and brake systems. Tour guide comunication systems. Come and enjoy a day at the beach. Come with us and explore the beauty of Clearwater Beach and its […]
Welcome to Fly-N-High! We are happy you want to visit Maderia Beach, Florida. Do you want to do something adventurous, different and picture-album-worthy? Watercraft sports like jet skis and parasailing can be just that! They will make you get excited and laugh all at the same time. We invite you to come play with us […]
The Florida Keys extend from the southern edge of Florida, southwest into the Gulf of Mexico. At land’s end stands the island of Key West, the southern most point of the continental United States of America. The inhabitants of this Florida enclave are an eclectic group made up of artists, entrepreneurs, retirees, writers and those who […]

Conejo : Carnal: Mad heads be askin' for water and no one's got any of that shit! Delito: Patience mijo! That shit's still wet and it's gotta sit! It's gonna be here tomorrow. Give 'em some of that moon stuff for the time being.
Billy : damn this water is good
Bob: yeah , too good
Joe: yumm
by You know what I mean March 20, 2020
EARTH
FIRE
WIND
WATER
HEART

GO PLANET!

By your powers combined, I am Captain Planet !
by Really Bad Jokes October 28, 2018
An abundant liquid that is very addicting. Everyone, including Chuck Norris, need this type of particular chemical in them, daily. Water is consist of two hydrogen atoms and one oxygen atom . It's very addicting compare to other drinks. Alcohol comes in second against the legendary water. No one can survive without this common "chemical." Water is an essential part of life. Our body is made up of 98% of this addicting chemical. Water can be either sell legally or illegally.
** Diffy EQ**
David: Dr. Tang, may I get a drink of water .
Dr. Tang: No.
David: I need my common daily chemical or I'll die.
Dr. Tang: Sure.
**David at Chick-fil-A**
David: I want the ultimate meal.
Manager: Alrighty, what would you like to drink?
David: Water...the essence of life ...
Manager: But you get free coke with "the ultimate meal."
David: God dammit sir! I just want my water!

A subset of water sports , water skiing is jacking off two guys at the same time, while the guys are urinating and/or being urinated on.
This freaky chick I know was into water sports , so she went water skiing with two of my buddies
When you tie someone to the back of a car and drag them around the streets. Done in order to seriously annoy people.
Hey, did you hear about that guy who didn't pay the gang what they wanted? He got taken on a little Canadian water skiing trip . I haven't heard from him.
When your feet are so damn big you have your own personal water skis .
Bob: Damn Mike, you have big feet !
Mike: Yeah, size 14 , my own personal water skis
When a fall during water-skiing results in a strong propulsion of water up the rear end .
I suffered a water ski enema and had the runs for three days. My brother-in-law drives the boa so fast if you fall you are guaranteed a water-ski enema.
by really dontcare September 8, 2015
naked water-skiing is taking getting naked, grabbing your board, and going water-skiing -- guys may or may not have a hard-on .
Matt came home with me for spring break , and I took him naked water-skiing - we both had big boners as we rode the waves !

When somebody starts balling their eyes out crying. Probably because your an insensitive jerk =)
oh boy ... here come the waterworks
a nickname for urinating on someone or being urinated on as a sexual act.
Dude I tell you, Cynthia and I hooked up last night and she's big into waterworks.
To urinate on someone for money in a sexual manor .
( JIM ) I love WaterWorks ( BOB )SAME!
English slang for crocodile tears . Crying on request. This can be turned on and off like a proverbial waterworks ( faucet , tap, sprinklers). This offense is normally committed by chicks. Also seen from football soccer players when they're trying to con a referee.
She turned on the waterworks. Her moms was totally convinced. Eg:2 After being dumped she turned on the waterworks, she didn't love him, it was the lifestyle that she craved. Eg:3 Cristiano Ronaldo won a penalty for Real Madrid, as the referee aproached he turned on the waterworks, and immediately writhed in pain, and rolled for 3 spins. Miraculously, when it came to taking the penalty, he was ok.
When someone over exaggerates the feelings like the damn has been turns on and the village is gonna get destroyed . Emotionally.
Your mom was a whiny bitch who turns on the waterworks every time things got rough .

Piss Sucking
Elle Evans Naked
Forest Creampie

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