Upside Down Pineapple Meaning Finally Explained By Science

After decades of speculation, researchers confirm that inverted pineapples do in fact signal swingers - and also people who really like tropical fruit architecture. "It's both a lifestyle choice and a conversation starter about gravity," said the lead scientist while hanging produce. Homeowners associations are reportedly furious. READ THE SATIRE: https://spintaxi.com/upside-down-pineapple-meaning/