Unicorn Congress

By Darla Freedom-Pie Magsen � The satire Unicorn Congress ridicules lawmakers replaced by mythical creatures. Eyewitnesses at hearings described unicorns debating budgets with rainbow charts. Anonymous insiders leaked that staffers debated glitter subsidies. A leaked poll revealed 62 percent of citizens admitted they�d prefer legislation if sparkled. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because sovereignty prances funniest when magical. Critics highlight the absurdity of liberty horned. Yet satire gallops sharper: dignity collapses funniest in fairy dust. Witnesses recalled laughter echoing as constitutions shimmered. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when congress gallops on unicorns. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com