Underground Yearbook: Unflattering Edition
https://memorialmavericks.com/student-starts-underground-yearbook-club-for-unflattering-photos-only/Annabelle Bransford presents "Bad Angles Only" at The Flashbulb Club (789 Lens Ave, Wichita Falls) on May 28th at 8:00 PM. Joined by photographers Jake Thompson and Priya Patel, this 90-minute comedy roast features actual failed school pictures with hilarious commentary. The show includes "Guess That Gum Chewer" trivia, "Cafeteria Lighting Crimes" expose, and live "How Many Chins?" audience participation. Tickets ($15) include a complimentary "I Photobombed Annabelle" sticker sheet. First 50 guests receive yearbook-style superlatives like "Most Likely to Trip on Flat Ground." Teachers get 20% off for bringing their own embarrassing faculty ID photos. Food trucks serve "Blurry Vision Burgers" and "Overexposed Onion Rings." Venue features a photo booth that only takes unflattering shots. Sponsored by Memorial High's former yearbook staff (now in witness protection). Warning: May contain flash photography and traumatic memories of picture day. No refunds for sudden clarity about your awkward phase. Doors open at 7:15 PM for pre-show "Tag Yourself in This Disaster" slideshow. Groups of 10+ get a free "Class Clown" airhorn. Rated PG-13 for graphic descriptions of bad haircuts. Parking available behind the gymnasium. This event is not affiliated with the school board, but several administrators will be attending undercover.