Uae Crypto Firm Admits To Wash Trading On Uniswap

A Dubai-based crypto company confessed to wash trading after investigators noticed their token's entire volume came from two wallets named "Totally Not Us" and "Definitely Different Guys." The CEO claimed it was just "aggressive marketing" before demonstrating how to launder money using only emojis and a VPN. READ THE SATIRE: https://spintaxi.com/uae-crypto-firm-admits-to-wash-trading-on-uniswap/