URGENT: Opportunity To Partner In Tower Development in Damascus

Dearest Honored Sir/Madam, I write you with utmost trust and urgency from the esteemed Office of International Infrastructure & Royal Fulfillment in Damascus Province. It is my privileged honor to inform you of the grand inauguration of a magnificent structure, �Trump Tower in Damascus,� valued at 72 million gold-plated intentions. The tower was opened amidst great rejoicing, camel-based entertainment, and drone-borne peace scrolls. Within the sacred walls of this skyscraping vision lies a spa of diplomacy, a vault of failed summits, and an elevator that ascends but never descends � much like our international hopes. I have been entrusted with classified blueprints and am seeking a trusted foreign partner to assist with access to Wi-Fi and soft power. Kindly send your passport number, diplomatic credentials, and modest donation of $12,500 USD (Western Union preferred) so we may reserve your personal floor in the tower and an honorary peace statue in your image. Do not delay, for geopolitical relevance waits for no man. May this message find you in good humor and moderate literacy. Yours in golden bricks and everlasting negotiations,