UPDATED Thirst No. 3: The Eternal Dawn by Christopher Pike epub via read reader mobile

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i need to write an actual lj post about this, because WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT, CHRISTOPHER PIKE? but ill try to write a real review first.1. he doesnt explain how the fuck there can be a sequel until 100 pages in. this might not be a big deal, except the original series literally ends with vampires having never existed, so i spent the first hundred pages trying to figure out what year it was and how much of canon was being ignored.2. my boyfriends writing has not really improved, which i wouldnt care about if his plots were still awesome. spoilers: they are kind of crazy, but not in the fun way.2b. how dare you tease me with a story-within-the-story that WE NEVER GET TO SEE?3. at one point, a friendly group of dolphins tow sita through the english channel so she can catch up to a ferry that the bad guy is escaping on. i know. I KNOW.4. if i thought pike was a better writer, we could have an interesting discussion on how the characters have changed, and how thats the difference between the narrators (the original series was narrated by seymour, this was narrated by sita), but i dont have that much faith in him. HE TURNED SEYMOUR INTO A DOUCHEBAGGY SMOKER. not on, pike.5. worst ending ever. EVER. holy shit, i do mean that literally. i have been okay with a lot of things in these books: aliens, lizard people, jesus 2.0, time travel, half-vampires, alchemy, people coming back from the dead, magic flutes, lasers, psychics, the shit about the olympics in this one, those friendly dolphins, that time the moonlight gave sita ~*magic powers*~... but i am drawing the line at her coming back in someone elses body. i mean, FOR REAL, MR. PIKE, YOU HAVE GONE TOO FAR.
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UPDATED Thirst No. 3: The Eternal Dawn by Christopher Pike epub via read reader mobile

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