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Two burglars got more than they bargained for recently after picking the wrong house to break into. Garfield Morgan , 54, and his 36 year old accomplice friend Kim Gorton are both career burglars, having stolen from hundreds of homes in their lives. But it’s unlikely they’ll go back to crime after the nasty episode they experienced in the home of one Florida man…
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Harrington, known as ‘ The Wolfman ‘, easily overpowered the men, tied them up and assaulted them for five full days. Police only intervened after a neighbor heard the men’s cries for help and called them.
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Footage shows the intruder entering the teen’s home in Durango, Mexico as her classmates watch on in horror.
The student was in the middle of an English lesson taking place remotely as a result of the coronavirus pandemic.
A shocking clip of the call shows the intruder tie her up and gag her in front of her classmates.
As the intruder enters, the student lowers the computer’s camera so that no one can see the alleged crime.
Footage posted online shows the woman, named ‘Ariana’ on the Zoom chat, sitting deadly still as she tries not to disturb the intruder as he sneaks around the house.
The thief later found car keys in the house and fled the scene in a stolen car.
Antonio Bracho, director of Municipal Public Security, said a call for help had been received from the girl’s shocked classmates.
But by the time that the authorities arrived the attacker had left the scene.
Concerned neighbours also called the victim's mother, who rushed to the house to check on her daughter.
The young woman has been giving counselling by Mexico’s Unit for Attention to Family and Gender Violence.
Authorities also confirmed that the vehicle stolen by the assailant has been recovered.
Though the assailant has been identified, he has not yet been arrested, the Durango Prosecutor’s Office said.
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The accused officers have been suspended after a graphic video of the alleged attack was released
AT least five police officers are being investigated over the alleged gang rape of a female colleague after harrowing footage of the woman's ordeal emerged.
The accused officers have been suspended after a graphic video of the alleged attack was released to local media in Villahermosa, in the Mexican state of Tabasco.
The woman was allegedly raped at the Police Academy in the city in 2015, but footage of the assault has only surfaced, according to local media.
The video appears to show the woman lying on the ground, wearing only a bra, being sexually assaulted by the five accused officers.
One of the accused officers can be seen wearing a shirt with the phrase "la seguridad es de todos" - which translates to "security is for everybody" - while assaulting the woman.
The female victim told cops she couldn't recall much about the assault but was moved to make a complaint when the lurid clip was posted on social media sites.
Jose Alberto Aguirre Carbajal, secretary of public security, described the case as "very serious".
He said: "We are collecting evidence in order to determine the punishment for this serious crime."
"We know that there are more people, because somebody recorded the video, but I cannot confirm properly how many officers participated."
Local media reported that five officers have so far been suspended and that one of them was arrested.
No names were mentioned in reports. The exact charges so far are unclear.
The alleged gang rape is said to have taken place on a grassed area near Cloffocks car park in Workington between 7pm and 7.20pm on Tuesday evening.
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Looking for blonde jokes? Then you are lucky, cause one of my best friends is blond and I asked her to help me collect the jokes. I must say, one or two jokes are real life facts! Just kidding… Blondes are know to be dumb, but it is just a myth.
Sharon Stone, Madonna, Jodie foster… are all blond intelligent women. But let’s go to the funny part and pretend that blondes are stupid so we can laugh a bit.
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Of course, there are also brunette jokes , and redhead jokes we collect many many others. Such as:
Let’s start with some funny blonde jokes.
Two blondes fell down a hole.
One said, “It’s dark in here isn’t it?”
The other replied, “I don’t know; I can’t see.”
A blonde’s house caught on fire, so she calls the fire department.
The fireman on the phone asked: Can you please tell us how to get there?
The blond replies: Duh! Big red truck!
A blonde girl is texting with a guy on Tinder to meet up:
How would I recognize you? She asks.
I will bring a pink rose.
The blonde answers: In which hand will you have it?
Blonde: “What does IDK stand for?”
Brunette: “I don’t know.”
Blonde: “ OMG, nobody does!”
Why did the blond student eat their homework?
Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
Read: student jokes .
I was at the post office, when I see a blonde woman shouting into an envelope.
I asked: What are you doing?
The blonde replied: Sending a voice mail.
Why did the blonde put her iPad in the blender?
She was trying to make apple juice.
A conversation between a man and a blonde woman:
Man: Do you speak Italian?
Blonde: Yes, I do.
Man: Say something.
Blonde: Pizza
Why did the blonde get so excited about finishing a jigsaw puzzle in seven months?
Because the box said it was for “2 to 4 years.”
Why did the blonde put water on her computer?
To clean the Windows.
A brunette and a blonde in a coffee house:
Brunette: My boyfriend is a jerk.
Blonde: You’re so lucky! Nowadays is so hard to find your soulmate…
I went to a cinema to watch a horror movie and there was a blond girl there screaming the entire duration of the movie.
I asked her why did she did that.
The blondine answered: So I’m not caught off guard.
Why can’t a blonde dial 911?
She can’t find the eleven.
How do you confuse a blonde?
You don’t. They’re born that way
What is the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot?
Bigfoot has been sighted.
What do you call a fly buzzing inside a Blonde’s head?
A Space Invader.
How do you keep a blonde busy for 2 days?
Give her a piece of paper that has “Please turn over” written on both sides.
How do you keep a blonde in the shower all day?
You give them a shampoo that says “rinse, wash, and repeat.”
Why did the Blonde tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
So she wouldn’t wake up the sleeping pills.
Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?
She kept throwing out all the ‘W’s.
What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
What do you call a blonde that dyes her hair red?
Artificial intelligence.
One day, a blonde went to the doctor with both sides of her face burned.
Doctor: What happened?
Blonde: Well, I was ironing my husband’s shirt until the phone rang. I picked it up and half my face was burnt!
Doctor: What about the other half?
Blonde: They called back.
Two blondes were driving to Disneyland. The sign said, “Disneyland Left.”
So they started crying and went home.
Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice bottle for 2 hours?
Because it said ‘concentrate’.
Why do blondes wear so much hair spray?
So they can catch all the things that go over their head.
A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals.
Blonde: Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them.
Friend: OK, what’s the capital of Wisconsin?
Blonde: Oh, that’s easy: W.
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up?
Shine a flashlight in her ears.
I knew a blonde that was so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
Did you hear about the blonde who bought an AM radio?
It took her months to figure out she could use it at night.
How do you know if a blonde’s been using your computer?
You’ll find Wite Out all over the screen.
Why do blondes like lightning?
They think someone is taking their picture.
How do you keep at blonde at home?
You build a circular driveway.
What’s every blonde’s dream in life?
To be like Vanna White and actually learn the alphabet.
What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
I wonder if it’s mine.
A blonde walks into a hospital and claims that everywhere she touches hurts.
The doctor says, “Madam, you have a broken finger.”
Three blondes walk into a building…
You’d think at least one of them would’ve seen it, right?
How did the Blonde die drinking milk?
The cow fell on her.
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Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theater?
They apparently went to see “Closed For The Winter”.
How do you get a one handed blonde down from a tree?
Wave at her.
What is the best blonde secretary?
One that never misses a period.
How can you make a blonde go to the roof?
Tell her that drinks are on the house.
Why couldn’t the blonde write the number 11?
She couldn’t figure out which number came first.
A blonde was driving along the highway and approached a service station with a sign that read, “Clean Restrooms.”
So she did.
A blonde calls an airline and asks: “How long are your flights from America to the U.K.?”
The woman on the other end of the phone says: “Just a minute…”
The blonde says, “Thanks!” and hangs up the phone.
Why are blonde jokes so short?
So they can remember them.
A blonde orders a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it into six, eight or twelve pieces.
The blonde replies “Six please. I could never eat twelve”.
What do blondes do when their laptop freezes?
Microwave them.
Did you hear about the near‑tragedy at the mall?
There was a power outage and eight blondes were stuck on the escalators for more than four hours.
Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?
To see what was on the other side.
How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
You tell her a joke on Wednesday.
Brunette: Have you met my identical twin sister yet?
Blonde: No, what does she look like?
Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman?
You have to hollow out the head.
Why do blondes don’t drive BMW’s?
Because they cann’t spell it.
Did you hear about the blonde who tried to blow up her husband’s car?
He burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe.
What did the blonde say when she saw a box of Cheerios?
Wow! Doughnut seeds!
Why couldn’t the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?
She couldn’t find the 10 button.
What do you give a blonde who has everything?
Penicillin.
Two blondes were driving and one thought her blinker might be broken, so she asked her friend to check.
The friend stuck her head out and said, “Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes…”
The blonde’s computer password had to be five characters long and include at least one capital
So she made it “MickeyMinniePlutoDonaldGoofyAlbany.”
Why do blonds keep empty beer bottles in the refrigerator?
For their friends who don’t drink.
How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?
She fell out of the tree.
When the police officer asked why, she said, “It got chilly in here, so I turned off the fan.”
Never hear about a blond, a redhead, and a brunette jokes? They are hilarious! My favorite are the blonde brunette and redhead bar jokes, but I could not collect so many here. If you are in a party with many women you can explain them to see who laughs the loudest.
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert.
They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish.
The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home.
The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family.
The blonde said, “Awwww, I wish my friends were here.”
There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette.
They were all trapped on an island and the nearest shore was 50 miles away.
The redhead swam trying to make it to the other shore she swam 15 miles, drowned, and died.
The brunette swam 24 miles, drowned, and died.
The blonde swam 25 miles, got tired, and swam back.
A blonde, brunette, and redhead are all on a building about to jump off.
They all jump at the same time. Which one landed last?
The blonde because she asked for directions.
Money and blond women are always connected, at least in the movies! So, I had to connect them also somehow in the jokes… The best jokes about money and blondes that can apply to many other people if you just change the subject.
What do you call a Blonde that just won the lottery?
Easy money.
How can you tell if a Blonde writes mysteries?
She has a checkbook.
Why do blondes make awful bank robbers?
Because they tie up the safe and blow the guards.
What’s the difference between a Blonde and a telephone?
It costs 30 cents to use a telephone.
Are you blonde and looking for the perfect answer to these jokes, or just trying to find some funny replies to get back to them?
This part is only for adults, so if you are not +18, skip these jokes!
What do you call a blonde who never showers?
A dirty blonde
What’s six inches long, has a bald head, and drives Blondes crazy?
A hundred dollar bill.
A man is so happy he will be sleeping with a blonde girl.
He asks the blonde girl: How can I make you happy?
The blonde girl answers: Don’t disturb me.
What’s the difference between a pregnant blonde and a light b
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