Twink Interview

Twink Interview
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I never message guys online whose profiles say they aren't into older guys. This seemingly ubiquitous statement began to lose any meaning when I turned 25 and started receiving messages from 19-year-old guys whose profiles unironically declared they were looking for a daddy.
I started going to gay bars when I was 15. Tired of being the punchline of my hetero peers' jokes, I desperately searched for a community to call my own. I was rebellious, angsty, but also damned crafty: I forged a fake membership card to the local disco by scanning my provisional driver's license, editing the birth date, and laminating the edited print-out opposite a downloaded JPEG of the club's logo from the their website. Nerds, FTW.
Having begun my training so young, by the time I was actually legally able to drink I had cultivated quite the twink aesthetic. Tight 29-inch-waist jeans. Platform heels. Blonde highlighted spiky hair to the heavens. I was basically a gay anime character a-la- Dragonball-Z , and I fucking loved it. My friends and I would roll up to the local dance hall three or four nights a week, polyester and glitter trailing behind us, dropping it like it was hot and cage-dancing the night away.
Going out dancing until 4 a.m. four nights a week, it turns out, is the cardio equivalent of running a marathon every week. After graduating college and growing up a smidge, those 29-inch jeans stopped fitting. Pile on a two-and-a-half year abusive relationship, and somehow I found myself an almost-30-something who avoided mirrors to not have to look at what I had become.
What happens to twinks when they grow up? I found myself wondering this out loud to my boyfriend this past weekend after we ran into an old friend of his, Jason, at the bar. Jason was probably 30 or so, white, with bleached blonde hair that was receding, a collared shirt that was strewn open to reveal his shaved, orange chest, and lines on his face that betrayed his love of tanning beds. My boyfriend -- a lover of hair and bears -- couldn't help but express his frustration. "Why do you still shave? Chest hair is so sexy!" His friend's cheery smile turned into something of a frown. "You know, it just makes my dick limp," he lamented. With a swish and a smile, he sashayed away.
If Jason's anything like me, he spent years honing his look and affect. Handsome and funny as he is, I'm sure it worked for him at some point. But now, his tight-fitting clothes and orange and blonde aesthetic read anachronistic and decidedly unsexy.
This excerpt was cross-posted with the permission of BETAblog.org.
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After hearing how a man was sacked after his boss discovered he was gay, this duo decided to carry out an experiment.
Konrad and Olle both applied for the job at the unnamed transport company in Scandinavia and were invited for interviews.
One would pretend to be totally hopeless, but heterosexual, while the other would match the job requirements perfectly but would reveal he was gay.
The pair wanted to test whether it would matter.
The interview started well for Olle, he said he had a truck licence, had experience driving one, was active, went to the gym a lot.
Konrad however said he stayed at home doing nothing much other than playing computer games. He said he didn’t even have a truck licence or have any experience in the industry.
The boss of the firm clearly like Olle much more.
That was until they discussed salary and Olle revealed he wanted to buy an apartment with his boyfriend.
To which the unidentified male boos said: ‘Excuse me?’ before fobbing him off and showing him the door.
He wouldn’t even shake Olle’s hand as he left.
‘We had a really good connection, He liked me very much until I said I had a boyfriend. Then he immediately changed his mind and told me many people had applied. He didn’t want to shake my hand. It felt wrong… just weird,’ he said afterwards.
Konrad meanwhile was invited back to go through the terms and conditions.
He did go back… just so he could do this:

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