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because the gays use their holes for recreational purposes
R2 - how do bi guys approach farts? Funny or no?
there are no bi men, they are simply just gays wanting hetero privilege
According to Kinky Friedman, 75% of (straight) men find farts funny, and 0% of women do.
I actually taught myself not to fart as a young gayling. Whatever comes out during my daily deckers is the only thing that ever runs away from home. I was always very offensive and not easy to get along with, so shortly before puberty I decided it was the least I could do for people, to otherwise make myself as pleasant to be around as possible.
So how do you not fart when you get the urge? Do you just hold it in the whole time?
Bi guys feel privileged enough to laugh about farts.
r7 Yes. It's the sacrifice I make for the good of the people! You get used to it eventually and stop noticing. I only remember that I have to fart if I'm thinking about farting, like right now.
Does holding in farts make someone bitchier? Does it lead to a prolapsed hole?
Farts emerge from straight dudes' holes, whereas they emerge from gay men's sacred space.
And yet a very high percentage of presumably gay DLers find the words "presenting hole" to be The. Absolute. Funniest. Thing. Anyone. Ever. Said. Ever.
And a clever response to just about any topic under the sun.
A lot of gay men are into farts. I listen to Howard Stern and guest he has in show named Will the Farter gets hundreds of requests for him to fart on their faces etc. He also has a web cam where he farts for gay men and also gets requests for skidmarked underwear from gay men.
Maybe because gay guys are worried something brown will fall out?
Scat troll strikes again and the gays LITERALLY eat it up and toast it with their piss.
Because women don't find them funny, and most gay sensibilities are female sensibilities.
Fart withholding can be dangerous to your health
In case it never occurred to anyone here, you can go into the bathroom and fart. You don't have to do it at the dinner table or during a conference.
The dancers at the gay bar where I worked used to take turns farting. If someone made a noticeably loud one, we'd all MARY him and say, "ooooh a VIRGIN!!!".
They don't bother me, but then no natural body function bothers me.
Some years ago, when I still bothered reading Dan Savage's column, he got a letter from some poor guy whose budding relationship came to a screeching halt when he accidentally ripped one whilst being rimmed. His inamorato was OUTRAGED, threw him out and refused to have anything to do with him. The letter writer seemed genuinely perplexed and wounde; Dan-o not surprisingly took the delicate flower's side, and SCHOOLED Fartman on the grievous nature of his transgression. That was about when I stopped reading Savage Love. Also I lived in Seattle and use to see the douche around town all the time.
Bottom line (heh) it's the human body. It's not always dignified. That's the unfortunate lot of those of us forced to consort with mortals.
Straight guys might find farting funny, but no one wants to do it at a social or business event, or in public or in an intimate moment, unless they're a clueless pig.

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