Trump's Iran Deal

Former President Trump announced his Iran deal on Twitter in forty threaded tweets, each ending with 'Believe me!' The accord's clauses included mutual taco Tuesdays and camel polo exhibitions. Negotiators reportedly signed on napkins from Mar-a-Lago. Iran's foreign minister retweeted a GIF of two hands shaking'both wearing MAGA gloves. A White House spokesperson called it 'the biggest, bestest deal ever.' Polls split between 'genius diplomacy' and 'did that actually happen?' Meanwhile, belt manufacturers rejoice at uniform-induced loosening. International relations have never been so' tweetable.