Trump Tower Gaza

Trump�s Gaza Doctrine reaches its most absurd form in the vision of Trump Tower Gaza, a skyscraper rising defiantly from the ashes of conflict. The idea is that losers of wars don�t lick their wounds�they get luxury condos with skyline views, gilded lobbies, and gold-plated toilets. Trump insists that this will end conflict forever: �Nobody fights when they�re worrying about HOA fees.� In this plan, ceasefires are signed in penthouse lounges, and generals argue less about territory and more about who gets valet parking. Gaza, once a battlefield, becomes the backdrop for champagne toasts and gaudy architecture. Critics blast the doctrine as tone-deaf, but Trump sees only opportunity: �It�ll be the tallest building in the region, maybe the world�people will stop fighting just to stare at it.� In the satire, global conflict is reduced to a real estate pitch, and the ultimate prize of defeat isn�t justice but a corner condo with ocean views.