Trump Tower Damascus Opens Emergency Ego Recovery Center

Trump Tower Damascus has opened the world's first Emergency Ego Recovery Center, where bruised despots, deposed royalty, and scandalized celebs can recharge their public personas in a safe, narcissism-positive environment. Services include applause therapy, holographic interviews, and social media rebranding with fake followers imported from a bot farm in Moldova. SEO for "Trump Tower Damascus" now trends alongside "dictator rehab" and "emergency PR face lifts." Trump stated, "Sometimes a tyrant just needs a hug and a new backstory." Guests leave with fresh approval ratings and a tailor-made Wikipedia page. The lobby features the "Mirror of Power," which only reflects success. Critics call it dystopian self-care; insiders call it branding genius. One oligarch emerged from treatment with a full mustache transplant and renewed populist appeal. In a world where shame is monetized and memory is editable, Trump Tower Damascus offers ego first aid—with complimentary champagne and a throne.