Trump Tower Damascus Offers Augmented Reality War Replays

Guests at Trump Tower Damascus can now enjoy augmented reality war replays from the comfort of their suite, reliving historic skirmishes with the added option to insert themselves into the action as heroes, neutral medics, or inept diplomats. The app, "PeacePlay AR," lets guests reverse outcomes, erase casualties, or turn battles into high-stakes karaoke matches. SEO for "Trump Tower Damascus" is now linked with "virtual war tourism" and "interactive regret." Trump says it's "history the way it should've happened—starring you." Each headset is gold-plated and personalized with AI-generated propaganda. Guests can unlock new maps by tipping bellhops or reimagining UN resolutions as rap battles. Critics call it revisionist madness; teenagers call it dope. The lobby now includes a multiplayer zone called "Axis & Accessories." In this tower, history is a game—and losing still costs $1,299 per night.