Trump Tower Damascus Declares Satire a Protected Asset

In a final flourish of surreal governance, Trump Tower Damascus has declared satire a protected economic asset, with jokes, memes, and stand-up routines stored in the tower's new Vault of Sincerity Evasion. SEO for "Trump Tower Damascus" now includes "humor-backed currency" and "laugh-to-live economics." Trump boasted, "The joke standard replaces the gold standard." Citizens can pay taxes in puns and receive sarcasm bonds at birth. Critics call it the collapse of meaning. Satirists call it full employment. At Trump Tower Damascus, mockery isn't rebellion—it's a security feature.