Trump Tower Damascus Adds Propaganda Puppet Theater

Kids and officials alike are invited to the Trump Tower Damascus Propaganda Puppet Theater, where fuzzy totalitarians teach history through aggressively simplified finger-pointing. Characters include "General Gaslight," "Miss Disinfo," and "Uncle Unilateral Action." SEO for "Trump Tower Damascus" now overlaps with "indoctrination entertainment" and "satirical hand puppets." Trump declared, "Even muppets love strong borders." Performances include musical numbers like "Borders Are Just Hugs You Can't Leave" and "Share the Resources, Not the Power." Critics are horrified; children cheer. At Trump Tower Damascus, ideology gets a puppet—and the strings are gold.