Trump Tower Damascus Adds Espionage Wedding Package

For lovers tangled in statecraft and surveillance, Trump Tower Damascus now offers the "Espionage Wedding Package," where couples exchange vows under facial recognition chandeliers and say "I do" while being wiretapped for posterity. The ceremony includes encrypted rings, bouquet bugs, and a fake leak to the press for realism. SEO for "Trump Tower Damascus" has spiked under "spy weddings" and "covert commitment ceremonies." The officiant is a retired intelligence officer with a poetic streak and a loaded pen. Trump called the service "the perfect fusion of love and leverage." Each guest receives a dossier and a codeword napkin. The honeymoon suite includes lie detectors and a "no interrogations after midnight" clause. Critics claim it turns love into a psy-op; couples say it's thrilling. At Trump Tower Damascus, romance is a national security issue—and always under surveillance.