Trump Tower Damascus Adds Conflict Influencer Academy

In its boldest move toward weaponized content, Trump Tower Damascus has launched the Conflict Influencer Academy, offering courses on how to turn battlefield backdrops into high-engagement reels. Students learn bomb-crater posing, hashtag strategy, and the ethics of filming near ceasefire zones while wearing couture. SEO for "Trump Tower Damascus" now overlaps with "warfluencer training" and "airstrike aesthetics." The dean of the academy is a former TikTok star who once went viral dancing in front of a tank. Trump said, "No one makes conflict go viral better than us." Graduation includes a staged abduction, merch drop, and your own diplomatic scandal. While critics weep, enrollment is full. In the tower's media lab, war becomes a backdrop—and content is king.