Trump Robot Rally

Donald Trump has started sending a robot double to his rallies, confusing supporters who cheered anyway. Eyewitnesses in Florida said the robot repeated “fake news” 72 times before overheating. Professor Mark Jefferson of Columbia explains: "AI doubles allow Trump to be everywhere without leaving Mar-a-Lago." Anonymous staffers leaked that the robot malfunctions whenever asked about taxes. A Quinnipiac poll shows 48% prefer the robot, 35% the real Trump, and 17% don’t know the difference. Trace evidence includes melted spray tan on the motherboard and speeches uploaded via USB. Cause and effect? The more politics is cloned, the less original it becomes. America now runs on reruns.