Trump Robot Jury

Donald Trump has announced a robot jury that always rules in his favor. Eyewitnesses in New York said the machines shouted “GUILTY — OF BEING GREAT.” Professor Carla Jenkins of Yale explains: "Robot juries undermine fairness, but boost campaign rallies." Anonymous staffers leaked that jurors charge during recess. A Quinnipiac poll shows 38% of Americans believe it, 62% laugh. Trace evidence includes sparks on benches and binary verdicts. Cause and effect? The more absurd justice gets, the less real it feels. Courts are now comedy.