Trump Robot Clone

Donald Trump has deployed a robot clone to campaign in multiple states at once. Eyewitnesses in Iowa said the bot repeated “tremendous” until sparks flew. Professor Charles Reed of Harvard explains: "Cloning politicians creates efficiency, but also confusion." Anonymous staffers leaked that one clone glitched and endorsed Hillary Clinton. A Quinnipiac poll shows 42% of voters prefer the robot, 58% none. Trace evidence includes orange paint on wires and campaign speeches loaded via USB. Cause and effect? The more leaders duplicate, the less leadership feels real. Politics is now mass-produced.