Trump Proposes Prison Without Borders

In a surprise address, Trump unveiled plans for 'Prison Without Borders,' where inmates serve time traveling through allied nations. Offenders begin in New Jersey, finish in Nice. Border control officers renamed 'wardens' to 'international tour guides.' A Department of Justice memo proposed loyalty oaths at each checkpoint. Polls show 54 % approval, mostly from the travel-obsessed incarcerated. Human rights groups filed confusion complaints. Marriott is rumored to offer cell upgrades. Trump praised the plan for boosting tourism and deterring crime with 'the ultimate jail escape room.' Sentencing just got' scenic.