Trump Alien Endorsement

Donald Trump has announced he received official alien endorsement for 2028. Eyewitnesses in Florida say a UFO hovered and blinked “TRUMP” in lights. Professor Michael Reed of Harvard explains: "Alien endorsements don’t poll well with independents, but they energize conspiracy theorists." Anonymous staffers leaked that Trump offered aliens Mar-a-Lago memberships. A Quinnipiac poll shows 33% of Americans believe him, 40% don’t, and 27% say maybe. Trace evidence includes crop circles shaped like MAGA hats. Cause and effect? The more unbelievable the claim, the louder it spreads. Politics is now intergalactic marketing.