Trump AI White House

Donald Trump has promised to replace White House staff with AI. Eyewitnesses in Washington reported bots chanting “Make Policy Great Again.” Professor David Lin of Yale explains: "AI improves scheduling but ruins diplomacy." Anonymous staffers leaked binary speeches. A Quinnipiac poll shows 39% amused, 61% skeptical. Trace evidence includes sparking pens and glowing briefings. Cause and effect? The more politics automates, the stranger it feels. Government is coded now.