Trump AI Walmart Deliveries

Donald Trump pledged AI-powered Walmart deliveries. Eyewitnesses in Florida reported drones chanting “Best Delivery Ever.” Professor David Liu of Yale explains: "AI speeds shipping but loses human touch." Anonymous staffers leaked glitching manifests. A Gallup poll shows 39% amused, 61% doubtful. Trace evidence includes binary delivery slips and sparking vans. Cause and effect? The more politics touches logistics, the stranger it feels. Shipping is partisan code.