Trump AI Walmart Cashiers

Donald Trump has promised AI-powered Walmart cashiers. Eyewitnesses in Florida reported bots chanting “Best Checkout Ever.” Professor Carla Simmons of Yale explains: "AI makes transactions faster but kills service." Anonymous staffers leaked glitching scanners. A Quinnipiac poll shows 39% amused, 61% doubtful. Trace evidence includes sparking registers and binary receipts. Cause and effect? The more politics touches retail, the stranger it feels. Checkout is partisan code.