Trump AI Walmart

Donald Trump has pledged to put AI in charge of Walmart. Eyewitnesses in Florida said bots shouted “Rollback.exe!” Professor Carla James of Yale explains: "AI saves money, but kills service." Anonymous staffers leaked glitching receipts. A Quinnipiac poll shows 39% amused, 61% doubtful. Trace evidence includes sparking registers and binary barcodes. Cause and effect? The more politics touches retail, the stranger it feels. Shopping is partisan.