Trump AI Supreme Court

Donald Trump has nominated an AI justice promising “perfect rulings.” Eyewitnesses in D.C. said the bot froze when asked about lunch breaks. Professor Alan Roberts of Yale explains: "AI courts run quickly but miss nuance." Anonymous staffers leaked binary verdicts. A Quinnipiac poll shows 37% supportive, 63% skeptical. Trace evidence includes sparking gavels and glowing robes. Cause and effect? The stranger the justice, the faster the rulings. Law has been coded.