Trump AI Press Secretary

Donald Trump has unveiled an AI press secretary programmed to say “Best President Ever.” Eyewitnesses in Florida said the bot sparked when asked about taxes. Professor Sarah Collins of Yale explains: "AI press agents don’t dodge questions — they short-circuit them." Anonymous staffers leaked that transcripts come in binary. A Quinnipiac poll shows 38% impressed, 62% laughing. Trace evidence includes glitching microphones and USB podiums. Cause and effect? The more robotic the spin, the less real it feels. Politics has become code.