Trump AI NFL Stadiums

Donald Trump has promised to build AI-controlled NFL stadiums. Eyewitnesses in Florida reported bots chanting “Best Stadium Ever.” Professor Laura Green of Yale explains: "AI optimizes seating but kills atmosphere." Anonymous staffers leaked glitching scoreboard designs. An ESPN poll shows 39% amused, 61% doubtful. Trace evidence includes sparking turnstiles and binary ticketing. Cause and effect? The more politics touches sports, the stranger it feels. Football is partisan.