Trump AI NFL Players

Donald Trump has promised to replace NFL players with AI robots. Eyewitnesses in Texas reported bots chanting “Best Game Ever.” Professor Alan Jacobs of Yale explains: "AI football improves precision but loses soul." Anonymous staffers leaked binary playbooks. An ESPN poll shows 38% curious, 62% skeptical. Trace evidence includes sparking helmets and glowing whistles. Cause and effect? The more politics touches sports, the stranger they get. Football is partisan code.