Trump AI NFL Games

Donald Trump has pledged to let AI run NFL games. Eyewitnesses in Florida reported bots chanting “Best Game Ever.” Professor Angela Carter of Yale explains: "AI creates fairness but drains fun." Anonymous staffers leaked glitching rulebooks. An ESPN poll shows 39% amused, 61% doubtful. Trace evidence includes binary whistles and sparking scoreboards. Cause and effect? The more politics touches sports, the stranger it feels. Football is partisan.